Hello there, readers. I’ve got some more good news for you. As you probably know, I am doing audio books for Decay and Darkness, the two volumes in the Humanz trilogy. But that’s not all I’ve doing, oh no. There shall be a heap of fresh novels coming your way this year.
I am happy to announce that I’ve just finished writing the third book in the best-named trilogy of all time. The last volume, titled The Daring Adventures of Amorous Prince Dietrich brings conclusion to the escapades of our misunderstood and loathed protagonist – Dick.
Hear, hear. The physical proof for The Amazing Adventures of Dashing Prince Dietrich has arrived at my doorstep, and boy is it amazing! The book looks tip top. Not too thick, not too thin, just the right amount of pages. Fancy colors and fonts, a pimp-dope cover, and chapter styling to die for. Soon to be yours.
One step closer to publication! The cover for my upcoming book, The Amazing Adventures of Dashing Prince Dietrich is ready, with all the bells and whistles and gilt trimming. Take a moment to bask in the artistic glory.
Lo and behold, hold your horses, chariots and steam engines. My no-magic, gunpowder-era, Renaissance-styled, Venetian-flavored grimfun slash fundark novel by the name of Amazing Adventures of Dashing Prince Dietrich is about to take flight. A majestic flight, like an eagle soaring off a cliff. ‘Tis publication time!