Hear, hear. The physical proof for The Amazing Adventures of Dashing Prince Dietrich has arrived at my doorstep, and boy is it amazing! The book looks tip top. Not too thick, not too thin, just the right amount of pages. Fancy colors and fonts, a pimp-dope cover, and chapter styling to die for. Soon to be yours.
Lo and behold, hold your horses, chariots and steam engines. My no-magic, gunpowder-era, Renaissance-styled, Venetian-flavored grimfun slash fundark novel by the name of Amazing Adventures of Dashing Prince Dietrich is about to take flight. A majestic flight, like an eagle soaring off a cliff. ‘Tis publication time!