Ladies and gentlemen and princes of the world, the most astounding giveaway of the year is here! Four signed copies of The Amazing Adventure of Dashing Prince Dietrich, at your service. This be happening on Goodreads, and this be commencing to start on August 29. Plus a special surprise.
Children of the Internet, prophets, readers, fans, and friends! Nothing warms my heart more than thermonuclear reactions, and failing that, when someone puts me under a spotlight. Since I have a highly developed sense of narcissism and histrionics with a dab of self-diagnosed megalomania, USI and a keen love for the stage, being called to attention by others, in a good way, is a great boon. On a more serious note, but not by a lot, I have not one but two author spotlights for you!
Dear readers, we have a new contest ahead of us! The format is very similar to the two previous contests that we had, the first one in 2013, which resulted in a lucky winner getting a Nexus phone, as the Ubuntu Phone was not ready yet then, and the one in 2014-2015, where I finally handed out an BQ Aquaris E4.5 Ubuntu Phone to an entrepreneuring contestant. This year? The Ubuntu M10 tablet.
Ladies, gentlemen, and princes of the world! The Kindle edition of The Amazing Adventures of Dashing Prince Dietrich is available for immediate mass consumption. So if you were containing and curbing or possibly even kerbing your enthusiasm, waiting for the digital version, contain no more.
The Amazing Adventures of Dashing Prince Dietrich has been published! The silliest book of the year is here, and you are more than welcome to grab yourself a copy. Paperback for now, with Kindle coming in a week or two. The name of the series? Woes & Hose. How about that.
Hear, hear. The physical proof for The Amazing Adventures of Dashing Prince Dietrich has arrived at my doorstep, and boy is it amazing! The book looks tip top. Not too thick, not too thin, just the right amount of pages. Fancy colors and fonts, a pimp-dope cover, and chapter styling to die for. Soon to be yours.
One step closer to publication! The cover for my upcoming book, The Amazing Adventures of Dashing Prince Dietrich is ready, with all the bells and whistles and gilt trimming. Take a moment to bask in the artistic glory.
The publication work of the most amazing adventure ever undertaken by a prince, one named Dietrich no less, is chugging along nicely. Interior design, an avalanche of spelling and grammar fixes, and of course, the kickass cover art stuff. Designed by the legendary Anton Kokarev. Please take a moment to bask in the glory and finesse. Yes, you may consider this an update on the book progress.
Lo and behold, hold your horses, chariots and steam engines. My no-magic, gunpowder-era, Renaissance-styled, Venetian-flavored grimfun slash fundark novel by the name of Amazing Adventures of Dashing Prince Dietrich is about to take flight. A majestic flight, like an eagle soaring off a cliff. ‘Tis publication time!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the title of the brand new book that I intend to publish in the coming months. It is totally unrelated to The Lost Words quadrilogy. Moreover, I am inventing a whole new genre. Fundark. Or grimfun. Yep. Now, as to our protagonist. Imagine the perfect hero: handsome, tall, courageous, loves his father. Meet Prince Dietrich, the exact opposite.